Playmate: Lindsey Gayle Evans

October, 2009

Riverboat Queen A ride on the Mississippi with Miss October
It was exactly a year ago that 2008s reigning Miss Louisiana Teen USA, Lindsey Gayle Evans, was—as they say in her home state—up shit creek. The Northwestern State University broadcast-journalism major from Blan-chard, Louisiana had involved herself in a dine-and-dash at a restaurant, only to realize she had left behind her (oops) pink wallet containing her ID and (oops) a nickel bag of pot. She ended up in the back of a cop car, "bawling my eyes out." Lindsey remembers. She knew this one would make the news. "I said to myself, Attitude adjust­ment time, girl. Fuck the crown. Turn the frown upside down and smile for that mug shot." Score one for Team Evans: The tab­loid press could resist neither Lindsey's deliciously blonde saga nor the beaming mug shot that accompanied it. Pageant offi­cials weren't as charmed; Miss Louisiana Teen USA was stripped of her title. "For a long time I was a competitive goody-goody girl who sang in my Baptist church choir and made good grades. Then one night I found myself on Playboy.com, and I sent a message that went something like 'Hey, this is Lindsey Evans. I'm a former Miss Louisiana Teen USA, and I'm tired of being good. Are y'all interested?"1 Indeed we were. What's next for Miss October? "I want to go as far as I can with playboy. I want to be the next Pamela Anderson. Why not? I'm a girl who likes to have a good time, just like she does. So let the good times roll: Laissez les bons temps rouler!"
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