Charlie Day

OUR PICKS FOR THE HOTTEST HEAD­LINES AND SPICIEST MOMENTS *tTtSNOTA SCANPAL. ITtS A SEX CRIME. Tf/E LAW NEE PS TO BE CMANGEP, ANP WE NEEP TO CHANGE." Jennifer Lawrence, responding to the acking and leaking of her personal nude photos ROCK HARD SMOKING GUN • After being subpoenaed to produce a glass dildo as evidence during a sexual-harassment suit, Kid Rock responds, "All parties involved in this glass dildo case can shove one up their ass." CLEANING HARDWARE IIS A GOOD THING _r • During Martha Stewart's Reddit Ask Me Anything interview, a user asks for tips on cleaning a leather harness for a strap-on dildo. The do­mestic mogul's sly reply? "What's a dildo?" BURNING UP FOR YOUR (SELF) LOVE • While filming a scene with a Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, porn star Missy Martinez burns her hands when the popular device starts shooting sparks. Luckily the rest of her is spared. TO DIE FOR ? As the title femme fatale in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For and a vengeful naval commander in 300: Rise of an Empire, actress and former Bond girl Eva Green proves her looks can kill. LIKE j Ms 46 the new 21? Twenty-five years after her first FINE : PUWBOY cover. Pamela Anderson poses nude for French ^ magazine Purple Fashion, and she's as stunning as ¦ ever. Here's a toast to the Canadian beauty. LETS GET TH/S OFF OUR CHEST lity movement wit 'film Free the Nipph Chelsea Handler joins the cause when she Instagrams a photo ol herself alongside Vladin Putin. Her caption: "Anything a man can di a woman can do better BLONDE AMBITION MILEY DOES MARILYN *»_________________________________________f • She can't stop and she won't stop. Miley Cyrus bares all again for famed fashion photographer Mario Testino and Vogue Germany in an homage to the blonde bombshell. • A Brooklyn salon now offers a Shiny Hiney treatment to improve your butt selfies. Angle is everything. • Pin the tail on the jack­ass? In March multiple Pinterest accounts are hacked and flooded with butt pics. • Nicki Minaj demurely displays her poster/or. • Inspired by Minaj's cover art, Marge Simpson joins in the fun. • Baby don't got real back. Miley Cyrus mocks Minaj in concert anc4 dons a fake fanny. Cyrus loses the butt battle. SEX IN CINFMA FILM • Slow burn? Director Lars von Trier takes five and a half hours to explain a woman's life of erotic exploits. SPACE • Good cast­ing: Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund makes a cameo as a star angel in this comic drama. • It's not a mud bath! Scarlett Johansson plays an alien who seduces men and then lures them into a pool of black goo. The HBO fantasy drama continues to deliver an array of boobs, butts, swords and, most im­portant, fiery dragons. DETECTIVE • Important plot point or another ex­cuse for HBO to show a naked woman (Alexandra Daddario)? OF SEX • Jane Martin (Helene Yorke) is a secretary who helps Dr. Masters with his experimental research. • Butt-selfie queen Jen Seiter lands a shoot in Vanity Fair. • Miami rapper and rump connoisseur Trick Daddy declares August 5 National Eat a Booty Day. • Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" single breaks records and tops the charts for months. • Marvel cancels this Spider-Woman cover after her superpowered posterior causes controversy , • Jennifer Lopez teams with Iggy Azalea for the subtly titled "Booty." TAKE A BOW THIS YEARS RIHANNA HIGHLIGHTS • Never a shrink­ing violet when it comes to her drip­ping sensuality, Rihanna goes for broke when she re-creates a classic Lui cover. Inside the magazine the singer showcases her backside with better tan lines than the Copper-tone girl. A few months later she attends the CFDA Fashion Awards in a custom dress cov­ered in nothing but Swarovski crystals. TWIST & SHOUT ? The boo­merang effect? A scientist convinces subjects to have sex in an MRI ma­chine. Result: Penises are very bendy. MEDICAL MIRACLE ? Women born with no (or shortened) vaginas are finally able to enjoy sex with organs grown in a lab from their own cells. COSMO-NOTS? ? The Rus­sian space agency sends a team of geckos into orbit to have sex in zero gravity. They go on to sell insurance in heaven. BONE TO PICK ? Measure up: According to a new study, women pre­fer greater girth for one-night stands, as long as it's also at least 6.5 inches long. PAIN OR... ? In Kenya a study finds that wives with well-endowed husbands are more likely to cheat. Why? Big penises can cause discomfort. FINE ART niance artist, jrs at the Art I convention I only words, i best thing vj id all year. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ? To celebrate its 18th anniversary, a Quebec restaurant guide releases these sizzling ads as a cheeky play on the 18+ adult-film rating. \\ IMAGINE BE/NG ON YOUR KNEES AT YOUR FATHER'S FUNERAL, BESIPE tf/S CASKET-SAY/NG GOOP-BYE TO H/M-ANP THEN YOU HAVE N/NE ORGASMS R/GHT THERE WHfLE YOUR WHOLE FAM/LY fS STANP/NG BEH/NP YOU.'/ —Dale Decker, who suffers from a con­dition that causes him to have more than 100 orgasms a day SQUARE TtMES is removed from the DoubleTree hotel in Times Square after prudish representativ* Love Cloud Mile-high club: $799 for 45 minutes TaTa Top------- Nudebeactwear $28 Viagra Ice Cream One scoop: $33 \ i Sustain — Eco-friendly condoms: $6 Boob Booze Japanese latex-doll drink dispenser. $5,000 Vincent Gallo's sperm For sale on his site: $1 million Foria / Cannabis lube: $44 NATURE'S BEST- ? Greenpeace activist Ana Paula Made! is jailed for trying to prevent a Russian oil company from drilling in the Arctic. She later poses for playboy Brazil to raise awareness and uses her royalties to found a wildlife shelter. She has our attention.