The Dead Letter File

Sixty years of correspondence from the Playboy archives

As for the White House

I think it could be

converted into a

first-class museum

By the way

what's going on

down here?

It certainly made stay a pleasurable one for me.

they did not

appreciate the sinful short

and

sent it

back.

I feel sure that

you would hesitate to treat one

one of your regular contributors

in the

extremely off-hand manner

in which you have treated me

"non-smoker, and non-coffee drinker, whose major diversion is two dozen bottles of Pepsi-Cola a day"

ONLY LATER DID HEF LEARN THAT REAGAN WAS A SECRET INFORMANT FOR THE FBI

I

THEREFORE

INVITE YOU

TT JOII ME IN A

MARCH TO ALABAMA'S CAPITOL

Yes I will be

most happy

to carry

out the assignment