Playboy's Playmate Review

January, 1984

All right. Guys. Pull out your pocket computers. Today's question is, What is 65'2" tall, weighs 1303 pounds, measures 417" X 273" X 408", speaks German, English, Spanish, Swedish and Valley girl, thinks a good time is a quiet evening at home in front of a fire with wine and friends, and is a little bit pregnant? Need a helping hand? Imagine an even dozen of the world's most beautiful young women. Got it now? Right. This is our Playmate Review, this year's dozen who brought new meaning to the term girl next door. We have Playmates from Utah and two from the East Coast, as well as Playmates from Sweden, Germany and Argentina. At incredible expense, we brought them together for this pictorial encore. Hold your applause, please, until you've seen them all.